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This Month's Featured Pwnage!

The Nachos Vs. Un Club Penguin Wiki War (if you want to call it a war, but it's more of a bitchslapfight), is just a vandalism spree (if you can call it a spree) really is is some Nacho putting up some meme then they instantly get blocked and reverted on the Un Club Penguin Wiki caused by AkaBob22 and his n00b slaves from the Nachos. The decent Nachos were obviously not involved in this foolish foolishness.

Nacho Fuhrer told everyone to vandalize and spam us with a bunch of memes.

“Just copy and paste the following pictures into any page after you deleted all the content on it...”

~ AkaBob22 to his n00b slaves.

Weapon 1

Some dude in a hard hat that Aka probably jacks off to

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Latest Fake News in CP!!!

December 25

To celebrate Crapmas Christmas penguins vomit all over the Coffee Shop.

December 10

Rockhopper Fiddledeedees his Buccaneers, and is deported for being a paedophile.

December 2

OMG CP IS SHUT DOWN BECAUSE OF THIS LOAD OF CRAP!!!

November 27

WHAT FUCK! ACP IS THE NEWEST LEADER OF THE TRUE LONDON! LET'S KILL EM' BEFORE THEY KILL US!

November 4

Explorer 767 BITCHSLAPS Tigernose (see video).

November 3

Typical UN-CP hater is shown.

November 2

Club Penguin Fanon Wiki calls us anti-Christian obese people. Lolz?

October 17

There's a motherfucking storm in Club Penguin.

October 10

You finially realize how miserable your life is.

October 8

Nachos think they are smart vandals. Chickens quickly peck them to death.

September 29

Walrus use their 1337 hax00r skills to vandalize our wiki.

Chicken of the Week

Congratulations, DP...W00t!

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Featured Poll

Previous poll was "If this wiki suddenly got shut down how would you feel?" and the winner was "Great, I hate this freaking wiki" with 25 in 45 votes.

Featured Quotes

“Well I'm happy you have an army, because then every other army on cp can then pound you into DUST for saying what you said. You insulted club penguin, and you insulted everyone who ever logged on just to have some fun, so we have every last right to do it. I'll give you one chance, if you don't delete this wiki, I'll make sure that you and your gullible little half-brain 6-year-old followers are wiped from cp history.”

~ Boo hoo.

User Announcements

• ITSA BIRTHDAY TODAYLeekduck (vote for me, and you will get a hot dog) 18:11, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

• Club Penguin has an Uncyclopedia page. help improve it --Antwan1353 That's Me! 22:05, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

• A lame Fanon wiki has been created based on this wiki! Go edit there! Blah, blah, blah! 21:22, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

• See Un Club Penguin Wiki:Vandalism for info on deferring vandal raids

• Its coming up to this sites Anniversary!!! on the 28th of this month, UNCP will be one year old (Thats 20 years in Wiki-years)Leekduck (Da Pwnsome) 16:10, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

• Sign This--Antwan1353 That's Me! 00:38, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

• Sign up for our very own army: The Club Chicken Crusaders!

• I'm sick of CPW and CPFW coming here, I come to this wiki because I love it here and I escape the madness that goes on over there. So what if you hate this wiki? If you don't wanna be my friend just because I edit here, I don't care. --Yorkayyy! RAWR! 02:32, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

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