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The wiki about humor of Club Penguin, but we think you already knew that... but, anyone can edit it.

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This Month's Featured Pwnage!

The Nachos Vs. Un Club Penguin Wiki War (if you want to call it a war, but it's more of a bitchslapfight), is just a vandalism spree (if you can call it a spree) really is is some Nacho putting up some meme then they instantly get blocked and reverted on the Un Club Penguin Wiki caused by AkaBob22 and his n00b slaves from the Nachos. The decent Nachos were obviously not involved in this foolish foolishness.

Nacho Fuhrer told everyone to vandalize and spam us with a bunch of memes.

Just copy and paste the following pictures into any page after you deleted all the content on it...

~ AkaBob22 to his n00b slaves.

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Some dude in a hard hat that Aka probably jacks off to

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Latest Fake News in CP!!!

December 25

To celebrate Crapmas Christmas penguins vomit all over the Coffee Shop.

December 10

Rockhopper Fiddledeedees his Buccaneers, and is deported for being a paedophile.

December 2

OMG CP IS SHUT DOWN BECAUSE OF THIS LOAD OF CRAP!!!

November 27

WHAT FUCK! ACP IS THE NEWEST LEADER OF THE TRUE LONDON! LET'S KILL EM' BEFORE THEY KILL US!

November 4

Explorer 767 BITCHSLAPS Tigernose (see video).

November 3

Typical UN-CP hater is shown.

November 2

Club Penguin Fanon Wiki calls us anti-Christian obese people. Lolz?

October 17

There's a motherfucking storm in Club Penguin.

October 10

You finially realize how miserable your life is.

October 8

Nachos think they are smart vandals. Chickens quickly peck them to death.

September 29

Walrus use their 1337 hax00r skills to vandalize our wiki.

Chicken of the Week

Congratulations, DP...W00t!

Get voted if you are seen doing great contributions!

Featured Poll

What do you think of the Christmas Party name change to Holiday Party?
 
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The poll was created at 14:29 on January 1, 2010, and so far 10  people voted.

Previous poll was "If this wiki suddenly got shut down how would you feel?" and the winner was "Great, I hate this freaking wiki" with 25 in 45 votes.

Featured Quotes

Well I'm happy you have an army, because then every other army on cp can then pound you into DUST for saying what you said. You insulted club penguin, and you insulted everyone who ever logged on just to have some fun, so we have every last right to do it. I'll give you one chance, if you don't delete this wiki, I'll make sure that you and your gullible little half-brain 6-year-old followers are wiped from cp history.

~ Boo hoo.

User Announcements

  • Its coming up to this sites Anniversary!!! on the 28th of this month, UNCP will be one year old (Thats 20 years in Wiki-years)Leekduck (Da Pwnsome) 16:10, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • I'm sick of CPW and CPFW coming here, I come to this wiki because I love it here and I escape the madness that goes on over there. So what if you hate this wiki? If you don't wanna be my friend just because I edit here, I don't care. --Yorkayyy!Image:Smile spin.gif RAWR! 02:32, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

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This wiki may not be appropriate for young kids, young kids in an adult's body, people who don't like good humor, whiners, people who think the Club Penguin is completly perfect and has absolutely no flaws, Club Penguin haters and people who get easily offended by everything, anything, or both.
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Note: Everything in this wiki is true about Club Penguin, even the parts that contradict the other parts, and the things we made up.