UnWelcome to the Un-Club Penguin Wiki The wiki about that parodies Club Penguin and it's unofficial Wikis, and I guess you already knew that (I hope...)... but, anyone can edit it (because we're desperate)! Don't be a n00b or a lesbian... read the rules or else... That's right, the Club Penguin Wiki lied to you. :P 1,329 articles since October 2008. OMG, that's NOT a lotta articles, so Get the Fuck Out. Type in the name of the article you want to create, then click Create! For more options to create a new page, like namespaces, click here.

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Jane Kathryn "Aunt Arctic" Penguison was and will always be remembered as a shitty old penguin which when she was alive other penguins thought she doesn't deserve a life, she didn't reach menopause yet and answers random and dumb and stupid and shitty and unreasonable and not useful and lame questions for the Club Penguin Times, who she claimed have been asked by "Real Users". She is also named after Ant-fart-tica, the place she  use to shit on every Tuesday. She had a life-long obsession with puffles and Rockhopper, and always answered the same questions. She was the chief editor of the Club Penguin Times, but ever since her death, the spot was given to Ante Argtik. She used to give us all the biggest load of crap about unimportant events in Club Penguin. When the Disney Marxist Revolution began, she married Mickey Mouse, and killed Minnie Mouse in a freak incident with her wool hat. As seen in a common picture of her being "tired", she got hangovers a lot. She also loves the "White Powder" (Cocaine! Or Snow!) She did all drugs once and she got herself into financial trouble because of that. She hanged herself when she was tired of life. That was the only good choice she made in her life, unfortunately.

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Even more humor!

Akihito Jujitsu "Sensei" Miskito is the very, very, very, very, very, way too much to actually be true, very obese ninja penguin living at the Dojo, who needs a handicap cart to go around, but he just sits on the same place, and gets fatter and fatter, and sleeps there too, which he shows his penis, revealing to be a condom over it! His Dojo is located inconveniently at the top-right area of the mountains. He spends his day telling fucking ninjas how to rape other penguins and how to fuck them. He always shits on the iceberg. He's also infamous for his cheating acts at Card-Jitsu, whereby when penguins challenge him to a game, he constantly peeks at others cards to know how to beat them. He also has an "electricity" card, which can beat any other card. Another fact is that he would stop cheating after you play with him five or six rounds. Quite strange. Maybe cause he is a shitting asshole. Oh wait, he is a shitting asshole. He is very spastic, saying "orange" and "dojo" at random times. This makes him look like a total retard.

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• ...that most member-only game levels used to be for everyone?
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