UnWelcome to the Un-Club Penguin Wiki The wiki about that parodies Club Penguin and it's unofficial Wikis, and I guess you already knew that (I hope...)... but, anyone can edit it (because we're desperate)! Don't be a n00b or a lesbian... read the rules or else... That's right, the Club Penguin Wiki lied to you. :P 1,382 articles since October 2008. OMG, that's NOT a lotta articles, so Get the Fuck Out. Type in the name of the article you want to create, then click Create! For more options to create a new page, like namespaces, click here.

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Founded by Mrperson777, and now maintained by Awesome335 and Happy65. Unfortunately, we need help (ugh), so COME AND JOIN US NEEAAWW!!

Jane Kathryn "Aunt Arctic" Penguison was and will always be remembered as a shitty old penguin which when she was alive other penguins thought she doesn't deserve a life, she didn't reach menopause yet and answers random and dumb and stupid and shitty and unreasonable and not useful and lame questions for the Club Penguin Times, who she claimed have been asked by "Real Users". She is also named after Ant-fart-tica, the place she  use to shit on every Tuesday. She had a life-long obsession with puffles and Rockhopper, and always answered the same questions. She was the chief editor of the Club Penguin Times, but ever since her death, the spot was given to Ante Argtik. She used to give us all the biggest load of crap about unimportant events in Club Penguin. When the Disney Marxist Revolution began, she married Mickey Mouse, and killed Minnie Mouse in a freak incident with her wool hat. As seen in a common picture of her being "tired", she got hangovers a lot. She also loves the "White Powder" (Cocaine! Or Snow!) She did all drugs once and she got herself into financial trouble because of that. She hanged herself when she was tired of life. That was the only good choice she made in her life, unfortunately.

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Even more humor!

i hate that wiki, they said we are gay with acp, they are acutually a rip-off of cp wiki

~ Some nachofag, on us.

Nachos are an army of bean-picking, taco-farming Mexicans that illegally immigrated to Club Penguin. Smart people don't call them Illegal Immigrants though, the proper terminology is Illegal Aliens. Nachos were founded by Jamesbond1, who had an obsession with Rockhopper. He made the army by smuggling other immigrants from Rockhopper Island to Club Penguin Island inside their large sombreros.

The army itself however, is yet another army under the delusion that you can win wars by throwing snowballs. The Nachos however, have a twist; the clingy Mexican Oompa Loompa Cockroach members throw tacos instead but at the disadvantage of needing a booster seat when they sit in the computer chair.

Many Nachos are high, which is why they talk funny, some are just gay which is why they wear such colorful uniforms. May people don't care about Nachos, however nachos think they are the best thing since sliced cheese.

In fear of getting b& by the Border Patrol, the Nachos got their panties in a twist and decided to launch a vandalism raid on this wiki. With their vaginas smelling like rotten tacos, nothing was stopping them. They didn't post shock or gore either; they spammed the wiki with memes like every other newfag.

But wait, it only takes 1 or 2 clicks to revert edits. They BAWWWWWWWW'd shitless every time they got banned as well, sticking turkey basters up their vaginas. Then, of course using the turkey baster as a taco baster to cook tacos & burittos.

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• ...that Astro Barrier is now for members only?
• ...that this wiki is being secretly governed by Disney?
• ...that Cadence has a vast sexual life?
• ...that there's no such thing as constructive criticism?
• ...that Rockhopper Island doesn't exist?
• ...that you could be chatting for hours without knowing that half of your phrases were censored?
• ...that Rockhopper was born in Tijuana, Mexico?
• ...that most member-only game levels used to be for everyone?
• ...that all blog comments and reviews glorify the game?